The Human Division by John Scalzi

John Scalzi writes books, which, considering where you're reading this, makes perfect sense. He's best known for writing science fiction, including the "Old Man's War" series, the Hugo-winning Redshirts, and Starter Villain. He also writes non-fiction, on subjects ranging from personal finance to astronomy to film, and has written several episodes of the "Love, Death + Robots" series on Netflix. He enjoys pie, as should all right thinking people. You can get to his blog by typing the word "Whatever" into Google. No, seriously, try it.